Kurplunking
Definition: The sudden unexpected realization that ones days in the universe are numbered.
Kurplunking Day
January 14th
The idea is ancient, maybe even as old as conciousness itself. And yet to counter the daily deluge of details, we often need to be reminded that life is short.
It slips away moment by moment while we're ever so busy sweating the small stuff. Kurplunking Day is a reminder to take back and live those moments with as much good humor as possible.
Kurplunking Wisdom
Ancient ideas are bound to get some good coverage over the years, and we have to admit that others may have said it best, so here are a few of our favorite bits of cultural Kurplunking Wisdom.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind.

Kansas

Make what you do today important, because you're exchanging a day of your life for it.

Unknown

The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

Vorlon Ambassador Kosh / Babylon Five

East, such a mystery. West, open history. You, just a moment flashing by.

Berlin / Dancing in Berlin

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

John Lennon / Beautiful Boy

There's some places we ain't been,
Some things that we ain't done,
And it sure looks like a good day to run.

Darryl Worley / A Good Day to Run

Have you ever seen a headstone with these words, "If only I had spent more time at work."

Billy Ray Cyrus / Busy Man

Every man is put on Earth condemned to die, time and method of execution unknown.

Rod Serling / The Twilight Zone

Fear is the path to the dark side.   Fear leads to anger.   Anger leads to hate.   Hate leads to suffering.

Yoda

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Proverb

You're not paranoid when they really are out to get you.

Unknown

It's better to be hated for who you are than beloved for who you're not.

Van Zant

Don't Panic.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galexy

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming swimming.

Dory the Fish

You can't really smile until you've shed some tears.

Awful Beautiful Life

To a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Proverb

Always in motion is the future.

Yoda
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